I was featured in 'Homes & Interiors Scotland' in the meet the maker section. I found it in Asda so its fairly legit I suppose. I've bought quite a few copies just because I thought it was funny being in a mag.
The magazine came out then I got an email from another magazine wanting to do a feature. Still no nude shots but I think they're keeping that until my career hits the skids and I need to do a Maddona and re-energise myself.
(Anyone reading this, I'm joking when I say stuff like this. I know two people who actually speak like this and talk about their oscar speech in a serious way. I'm joking though, just so you know)